hey, that's not fair, you say. hey fuck you, i say

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"... I never gave much thought to my mother. Sometimes, I used to dream that she'd die soon. Of some petty embolism or in a car accident, and finally I'd have a way to explain myself.

'That's just the way David is, they say - and in my heart I'd be able to agree with their diagnosis. It's because his mother died.'

I used to dream of cataclysmic events like these. The loss of both legs. A sudden blindness. Some awful and unique tragedy that would be a way to make sense of me."

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eat. the coccoon. devour the gusher within. slurp up the juice and become the next superhero.

eat the bug.

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you dont know if its going to give you superpowere until youve tried it once you have to try it once

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statistically if no one else has ever eaten it. and youre the first, and you find out its super power juice. then y youre gonna look pretty cool

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what are the odds that nobody else has done it. its not zero

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step 6 consume the flesh

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eat. the coccoon. devour the gusher within. slurp up the juice and become the next superhero.

eat the bug.

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you dont know if its going to give you superpowere until youve tried it once you have to try it once

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statistically if no one else has ever eaten it. and youre the first, and you find out its super power juice. then y youre gonna look pretty cool

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what are the odds that nobody else has done it. its not zero